This short survey will tell you approximately how many of Santa's elves you could take on in a fight and beat at once.
Results are based on your physical size, speed and technique, any previous training you may have been given, your
swarm-combatting prowess, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

• You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a squash court
• There are no weapons or foreign objects – unless you can fashion a weapon out of their hats/shoes
• The elves have been trained to show you no mercy
• If an elf is rendered unconscious, they are "out." The same goes for you